So, both of my sisters are knocked up. Yeah, both of them. One is 4 months, the other is 3 months. And they both have 3 kids already. Clearly, they're on some sort of crystal meth or something. Not only for having ANOTHER kid each, but also for like...fucking planning to get pregnant at the same time. Of course, my mom then takes the opportunity to ask me when I'm having a kid. Is she fucking kidding me? Isn't a 12 year old son and 8 going on 10 grandkids enough for her? They need their fucking tubes tied, all of them.